Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
