marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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