So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I yelled at your uterus for you.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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