my sisters under your porch take her home
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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