I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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