Jerry, you need to find god
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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