do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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