first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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