i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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