love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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