Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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