i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
