69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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