thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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