when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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