Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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