It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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