I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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