Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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