Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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