ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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