guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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