Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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