And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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