guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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