that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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