it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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