if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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