dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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