I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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