Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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