Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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