Where is the hickey?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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