This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I touched a dick in church today
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
