I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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