babies were throwing up all over the place
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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