wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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