google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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