are you so shy because you have an std?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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