just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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