Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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