think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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