we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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