i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
dude. I can hear the air.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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