coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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