she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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