the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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