your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
