Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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