I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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