I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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