i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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