I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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