What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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