Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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