After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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