Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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