fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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