just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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